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Little Bear, 5/22
We knocked out another great show at the Little Bear last night. Three sets, first one was a little shaky--but we settled in for the last two sets and sounded great. Man, it was a SAUNA on stage, geez! Always a great feeling when your underwear is soaking wet (I'm still trying to figure out why it is that my crotch sweats approximately ten times as much as any other area of my body when I perform on stage--happens every time). The band before us was a straight up, three piece rock act, and they played Freebird as their closer--I know it's a classic and all, but haven't we all heard enough of that song??? I think maybe I'll start a website, oldandtiredsongs.com--the general population can vote on which songs they're sick of hearing, and after a song gets so many votes that's it--nobody ever plays it again. That way a great song can be spared the embarrasement of going through the 'Fat Elvis' stage, and we'll remember it fondly instead of wanting to choke somebody when they start humming it...
The Little Bear is really a great venue, and I'm looking forward to playing more shows there. One improvement I'd like to suggest to the Little Bear staff if they happen to be reading: the bathroom. It could really use a latch or two. No lock on the door, and no latch at all on the bathroom stall door--it just swings right open. You're really hangin' out there in the wind if you have to take a dump. Of course maybe after you've had five beers modesty isn't that critical anymore...
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Little Bear 5/22 fallout
Are you sure that's sweat Chad, or did you just get a little too nervous?
Also, for future reference, I'm gonna prohibit anyone from work coming to the show. Here's an email that's now making the rounds at the office:
As many of you know, Phil and his band Underlining Einstein played a very cool gig at the Little Bear this weekend. Phil's new rock star status will necessitate several changes in the Denver operation which will be effective immediately.
1. All CMLS procedures SHALL be reviewed and re-written to make them funkier.
2. Where previous memos, Sample Request Forms, etc., were addressed to "Phil Sanderson", they should now be addressed to "P Philly and Plutonium Sauce."
3. Standard issue safety glasses will be replaced by those really big glittery ones like Bootsy Collins wore.
4. You know that site training where you have to identify all the different alarms? You will now be required to identify a bunch of Jimi Hendrix riffs.
5. Passed-out groupies, hangers-on, and Paris Hilton constitute a trip hazard and should be removed promptly in accordance with existing IH procedures.
Also, be advised that although it may be unpleasant and require some tense negotiations with Shawna, Phil will at some point be required to start dating Cher.
We appreciate your cooperation.
Paul
I thought it was funny enough to share. Unfortunately, I'm sure there's plenty more where that came from.
Darbs, make sure the next time you cut this yahoo's hair, you give him a reverse mohawk ... make it a Peter Gabriel tribute ;)
Um...
>>Are you sure that's sweat Chad, or did you just get a little too nervous?
either way, maybe i should just start wearing Depends when i play out... :)
The Bear
Done.
Depends...
I really think that's ALL you should wear! That would be AWESOME!